Sunday, January 17, 2010

NOTICE OF EVICTION!

DEAR COOPER
I am issuing 30 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 30 days in which he can either gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, he will be physically removed from the property.
He's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 30 days from this day that he doesn’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.
- Your Mommy!

7 comments:

  1. Ha nice. Good luck with your last month!! :)

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  2. Oh I laughed so hard when I read this!! You're such a cutie Susan! Good luck and hang in there!

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  3. That was great! I literally laughed out loud as I read it.

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  4. I thought it was so funny! Sorry to say i did not think of this myself. Someone posted it on a pregnancy website that i follow. I just changed it a bit!

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  5. That is so awesome and mostly true! Dang! I am really sad I could not make it to your shower..... but hopefully I will see you soon. Like the others said, hang in there. It will happen before you really know what is going on. love ya

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  6. SUSAN! Check out makemebabies.com Try it, it is so funny!

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